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Size Guide

Fattypinmark Size Chart

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S17.25 in25.5 in
M19.25 in26 in
L21.25 in27 in
XL23.25 in28 in
2XL25.25 in28.5 in
3XL27.25 in29 in
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S43.8 cm64.8 cm
M48.9 cm66 cm
L54 cm68.6 cm
XL59 cm71 cm
2XL64 cm71.8 cm
3XL69.2 cm73.7 cm
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in31 in
4XL32 in32 in
5XL34 in33 in
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S50.8 cm66 cm
M55.9 cm74 cm
L68.6 cm71 cm
XL66 cm73.7 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL76.2 cm78.7 cm
4XL81.3 cm81.3 cm
5XL86.4 cm83.8 cm
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL29 in32 in
4XL32 in33 in
5XL34 in34 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S50.8 cm66 cm
M55.9 cm74 cm
L68.6 cm71 cm
XL66 cm73.7 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL73.7 cm81.3 cm
4XL81.3 cm83.8 cm
5XL86.4 cm86.4 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YXS16 in20.5 in
YS17 in22 in
YM18 in23.5 in
YL19 in25 in
YXL20 in26.5 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YXS40.6 cm52 cm
YS43.2 cm55.9 cm
YM45.7 cm59.7 cm
YL48.6 cm63.5 cm
YXL50.8 cm67.3 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS16 in27 in
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS40.6 cm68.6 cm
S45.7 cm71 cm
M50.8 cm73.6 cm
L55.9 cm76.2 cm
XL61 cm78.7 cm
2XL71 cm83.8 cm
3XL81.3 cm81.3 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS14 in27 in
S15 in27.5 in
M16 in28 in
L17 in28.5 in
XL18 in29 in
2XL19 in29.5 in
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS35.6 cm68.6 cm
S38 cm69.8 cm
M40.6 cm71.1 cm
L43.2 cm72.4 cm
XL45.7 cm73.7 cm
2XL48.3 cm74.9 cm
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YS14 in17 in
YM16 in19.5 in
YL18.75 in23 in
YXL20.5 in24.5 in
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YS35.5 cm43.2 cm
YM40.6 cm49.5 cm
YL47.6 cm58.4 cm
YXL52.1 cm62.2 cm
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
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  • This item: I Am Totally Not Here To Steal Any Valuable Artifacts Shirt Original price was: $22.99.Current price is: $16.85.
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    Size Guide

    Fattypinmark Size Chart

    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    S18 in28 in
    M20 in29 in
    L22 in30 in
    XL24 in31 in
    2XL26 in32 in
    3XL28 in33 in
    4XL30 in34 in
    5XL32 in35 in
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    S46 cm71 cm
    M51 cm74 cm
    L56 cm76 cm
    XL61 cm79 cm
    2XL66 cm81 cm
    3XL71 cm84 cm
    4XL76 cm86 cm
    5XL81 cm89 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    S17.25 in25.5 in
    M19.25 in26 in
    L21.25 in27 in
    XL23.25 in28 in
    2XL25.25 in28.5 in
    3XL27.25 in29 in
    • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
    • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
    • Decoration Type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    S43.8 cm64.8 cm
    M48.9 cm66 cm
    L54 cm68.6 cm
    XL59 cm71 cm
    2XL64 cm71.8 cm
    3XL69.2 cm73.7 cm
    • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
    • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
    • Decoration Type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    S20 in26 in
    M22 in27 in
    L24 in28 in
    XL26 in29 in
    2XL28 in30 in
    3XL30 in31 in
    4XL32 in32 in
    5XL34 in33 in
    • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
    • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
    • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
    • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    S50.8 cm66 cm
    M55.9 cm74 cm
    L68.6 cm71 cm
    XL66 cm73.7 cm
    2XL71 cm76 cm
    3XL76.2 cm78.7 cm
    4XL81.3 cm81.3 cm
    5XL86.4 cm83.8 cm
    • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
    • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
    • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
    • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    S20 in26 in
    M22 in27 in
    L24 in28 in
    XL26 in29 in
    2XL28 in30 in
    3XL29 in32 in
    4XL32 in33 in
    5XL34 in34 in
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    S50.8 cm66 cm
    M55.9 cm74 cm
    L68.6 cm71 cm
    XL66 cm73.7 cm
    2XL71 cm76 cm
    3XL73.7 cm81.3 cm
    4XL81.3 cm83.8 cm
    5XL86.4 cm86.4 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    S18 in28 in
    M20 in29 in
    L22 in30 in
    XL24 in31 in
    2XL26 in32 in
    3XL28 in33 in
    4XL30 in34 in
    5XL32 in35 in
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    S46 cm71 cm
    M51 cm74 cm
    L56 cm76 cm
    XL61 cm79 cm
    2XL66 cm81 cm
    3XL71 cm84 cm
    4XL76 cm86 cm
    5XL81 cm89 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    YXS16 in20.5 in
    YS17 in22 in
    YM18 in23.5 in
    YL19 in25 in
    YXL20 in26.5 in
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    YXS40.6 cm52 cm
    YS43.2 cm55.9 cm
    YM45.7 cm59.7 cm
    YL48.6 cm63.5 cm
    YXL50.8 cm67.3 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    XS16 in27 in
    S18 in28 in
    M20 in29 in
    L22 in30 in
    XL24 in31 in
    2XL26 in32 in
    3XL28 in33 in
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    XS40.6 cm68.6 cm
    S45.7 cm71 cm
    M50.8 cm73.6 cm
    L55.9 cm76.2 cm
    XL61 cm78.7 cm
    2XL71 cm83.8 cm
    3XL81.3 cm81.3 cm
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    XS14 in27 in
    S15 in27.5 in
    M16 in28 in
    L17 in28.5 in
    XL18 in29 in
    2XL19 in29.5 in
    • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
    • 30 singles
    • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    XS35.6 cm68.6 cm
    S38 cm69.8 cm
    M40.6 cm71.1 cm
    L43.2 cm72.4 cm
    XL45.7 cm73.7 cm
    2XL48.3 cm74.9 cm
    • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
    • 30 singles
    • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    YS14 in17 in
    YM16 in19.5 in
    YL18.75 in23 in
    YXL20.5 in24.5 in
    • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
    • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
    YS35.5 cm43.2 cm
    YM40.6 cm49.5 cm
    YL47.6 cm58.4 cm
    YXL52.1 cm62.2 cm
    • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
    • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
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The I Am Totally Not Here To Steal Any Valuable Artifacts Shirt is a tongue-in-cheek declaration of innocence, blending humor with a hint of mischief. Featuring a playful design, it’s perfect for those who appreciate witty statements and enjoy poking fun at stereotypes. Crafted with comfort in mind, this shirt combines style and personality effortlessly. Whether you’re an art enthusiast or simply enjoy a good laugh, this shirt is sure to add a touch of lightheartedness to any wardrobe, sparking smiles and conversations along the way.

Clandestine Compliance: No Artifact Pilfering Today

Embrace humor with I Am Totally Not Here To Steal Any Valuable Artifacts apparel. This playful collection features witty designs perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh. Crafted with comfort in mind, our shirts blend style and personality effortlessly. Whether you’re an art enthusiast or simply appreciate clever statements, these shirts add a touch of lightheartedness to any wardrobe. Declare your innocence with a hint of mischief, sparking smiles and conversations wherever you go.

Product detail:

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Material100% Cotton
ColorPrinted With Different Colors
SizeVarious Size (From S to 5XL)
StyleT-shirts, Unisex V-necks, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees and more.
BrandFattypinmark
ImportedFrom the United States
Care Instructions
  • Wash inside out.
  • Machine wash cold with like colors.
  • Gentle cycle.
  • Only non-chlorine bleach when needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Cool iron if needed.

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How long does it take for my order to arrive?

  • We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
  • Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
  • For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

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  • United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
  • International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days

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  • $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
  • $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
  • Free shipping for order price over 200$

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  • $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $49.95 for order price over 140$

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  • $24.95 for order price under 49$
  • $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $79.95 for order price over 140$

Overnight

  • $49.95 for order price under 49$
  • $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
  • $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
  • $139.95 for order price over 140$

Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:

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  • $14.99  for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • Free Shipping for orders over $200
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  • $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
  • $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
  • Free ship for orders over $400

1 review for I Am Totally Not Here To Steal Any Valuable Artifacts Shirt

  1. Veronica Williams –

    Adore the shirt! It’s super soft and shipping was quick!

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